🔮 Weekly Tarot Horoscope | August 25th – 31st 🔮

Aries – 10 of Pentacles

Bitch, you’re GLOWING this week! Money, stability, and long-term security are front and center. The universe has cracked the door wide open for you financially—it’s literally waiting for you to strut your ass right in. Manifest big, claim what’s yours, and stop playing small.

Taurus – The Tower

Oh gurl… buckle up. Shit’s about to shift. The Tower is here to shake loose what you’ve been stubbornly clinging to. Yeah, it might look messy at first, but trust—this is divine demolition. Sometimes you need an explosion to clear a path. Let the walls fall, babe, because they weren’t serving you anyway.

Gemini – Justice

Finally, bitch! Karma is FINALLY stepping in for you. After months of “WTF” energy, things are turning in your favor. Bad vibes are being cleared out, and blessings are rolling in. Don’t question it, don’t sabotage it—just grab those gifts with both hands and say “thank you, Universe.”

Cancer – 4 of Wands

Cancer, time to cozy the fuck up. This week is all about home—settling, decorating, reorganizing, or just making your space feel like a damn sanctuary. If you’ve been restless or disconnected from your surroundings, this week gives you the vibe reset you’ve been needing. Light those candles, fluff those pillows, and claim your sacred space.

Leo – 7 of Wands

Okay, Daddy Chill. This week has some confrontational energy, Leo, and honestly—you don’t always have to be the loudest in the room. You might feel singled out or like people are testing you. Instead of snapping, sit back and observe. Sometimes silence is the most powerful clapback.

Virgo – 8 of Wands

Virgo, holy shit—you’re booked and busy this week. Movement everywhere: work, play, love, socializing—the universe has you in full speed. You love organization, so good news: all this planning, networking, and energizing is right up your alley. You’re thriving in this nonstop flow, so let yourself ride the wave.

Libra – 3 of Swords

Oof, Libra. This week might sting a little—your mind and your heart are not on the same page. Instead of spiraling in that energy, pour into yourself. Spiritual baths, flowers, honey, perfume—whatever makes you feel fucking delicious and cared for. The heartache is temporary, but how you nurture your spirit now sets the tone for your comeback.

Scorpio – 7 of Cups

Choices, choices, choices—damn, Scorpio, you’ve got a lot spinning in front of you this week. That’s exciting, but it can also feel like a mindfuck. Don’t get trapped in illusions or overthinking. You already know deep down what’s right—your gut doesn’t lie. Trust it and stop second-guessing yourself.

Sagittarius – 4 of Pentacles

Sag, you can’t keep holding onto shit that isn’t working—it’s blocking your blessings. This week’s energy is like the Universe screaming, “Bitch, LET GO!” Whether it’s money, people, or outdated habits, unclench those hands. The moment you release, bigger and better opportunities will pour in.

Capricorn – The Sun

Capricorn, you’re untouchable this week. The Sun card is blessing you with glow, confidence, success, and luck. Honestly—you’re magnetic af right now. People are drawn to your energy, opportunities flow your way, and everything just clicks. Step into it, bitch, because you deserve every ounce of this glow-up.

Aquarius – Knight of Swords

Aquarius, shit’s moving FAST this week. You’re normally quirky and floaty, but now’s the time to snap into logical, decisive mode. Opportunities are rushing in, so it’s important to think sharp, act quick, and not play games with your future. Take charge—life is literally handing you a runway to sprint down.

Pisces – Wheel of Fortune

Pisces… damn. The Wheel is spinning in your favor, and luck is about to smack you upside the head. Something unexpected—BIG—drops into your lap this week. Could be money, an opportunity, or a blessing straight from the gods. Stay open, stay ready, and say yes to whatever gift lands your way.

✨ Energy this week is messy in some places, magical in others—but no matter your sign, you’ve got the chance to transform, thrive, or glow the fuck up. Lean into your card, trust the vibes, and let the tarot guide your badass self forward. ✨